Trump addresses journalists without his hairpiece in a gesture of transparency

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Oblivious Trump goes about his morning without his hairpiece

President Donald Trump shocked White House staffers today when he walked out of his bedroom, bald as a cue ball, and headed straight to the James F. Brady press briefing room to address journalists.

The president says that the decision to go au naturel came after a late night discussion with Kellyanne Conway regarding optics and full transparency.

“I had a conversation with Kellyanne and while she was talking and talking I said to myself in the mirror, ‘you know what Donald? You’re great! You are absolutely terrific. You really are.’ And I am! I really am.” Trump smiled while rubbing his bald scalp. “So I don’t need to spend three hours hair-spraying my wig every morning just to impress everyone.”

“Folks, I’m going to be SO transparent that you will be like: ‘Hey! Where is he? Where did Donald go!?’

Trump concluded by claiming “I’m the first bald President – ever. Can you believe it? The first one folks! So remember: No wig to show, no quid pro quo!”

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