Chick-fil-A says they’ll stop exclusively killing and serving gay chickens

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Chick-Fil-A Announces It Will Open On Sundays Under Leadership Of Atheist Employees

After decades or targeting the homosexual chicken community, Chick-fil-A says they’ll no longer actively source LGBTQ fowl to serve in their restaurants. The announcement comes as a shock to many, as the company had never mentioned the practice before.

Meanwhile, the news has sparked outrage among the religious right who now have to come to terms with the fact that they’ve repeatedly put homosexual flesh inside of their mouths and swallowed every single time.

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