USDA adds ‘Ass’ to MyPlate nutritional guide in misguided effort to relate to today’s youth

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USDA adds 'Ass' to MyPlate nutritional guide to relate to today's youth

The USDA is defending itself after adding ‘Ass’ to the MyPlate nutritional guide in an effort grab attention, look cool and fit in with current youth culture. One promotional poster that was sent to schools recommends eating ass twice daily.

Government officials are strongly suggesting that parents have a proactive talk with their kids about eating ass, since the posters have already been circulated in countless public schools across the country.

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