Enough Republican students have been shot in schools to change gun laws

After yet another mass shooting today, 73% of Republican parents in America now support background and mental health checks for gun ownership.

“It took awhile, but we’ve reached a tipping point,” registered Republican Donna Davis admitted. “Until it happens to one of your own, or you yourself, it’s just unfathomable for us conservatives to empathize. But after 147 school shootings, we’ve all been impacted.”

As of press time, experts are trying to find a way for all Republicans to experience poverty, being a minority, and what it’s like to be surrounded by idiots.

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