Is sending a dick pic the same thing as a gender reveal party?

Many men have started calling unsolicited photos of their penises “surprise gender reveal parties” What do you think?

“I’m fine with it as long as they tie blue hellium balloons to their penises that pull the weiners skyward.” 
“Yeah, but can you guess the gender of my penis?”
“Is it really a surprise if it’s a sad, mishaped nub everytime?”

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