President Trump brags about winning a Darwin Award

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With the announcement of the 26th Annual Darwin Awards, Donald Trump has found himself on the winner’s list. The leader of the free world tweeted about his accomplishment.

Notably, Darwin Award winners are required to be sterile, display an astounding misapplication of judgement, and be the cause of their own demise.

President Trump delivers a proud speech to supporters at the White House after accepting the Darwin Award earlier in the day.
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