Fired-up Bernie Sanders shouts blockage out of his own arteries

After experiencing discomfort in his chest last night, Senator Bernie Sanders went ahead and shouted at a blockage in his arteries until it cleared and his blood pressure returned to normal.

“I’m not going to sit here and let 1% of my body shut down the other 99%,” Sanders confirmed.

Unlike with their typical patients, doctors are recommending that the Senator continue with the loud, guttural shouting to keep his blood pumping regularly.

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