Mark Ronson comes out as trysexual


Award-winning singer/songwriter Mark Ronson came out as trysexual today – meaning he’ll try anything in the bedroom with sexual partners.

“It doesn’t matter how nasty the act is, I’ll try it,” Ronson smiled. “You name it, I’ve done it, or I’m probably about to.”

Ronson added that being trysexual means he gives every fetish “three good ol’ fashioned tries” before he can decide to never do it again.

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