Thousands storming Area 51 find hand sanitizer that kills 100% of germs

The 3,500 people who showed up to Storm Area 51 today were sorely disappointed when they found out the aliens had been relocated to Area 52. Refusing to leave empty-handed, the sizable crowd raided a military truck as it drove by, pulling out crates of what turned out to be hand sanitizer. Initial reports state that the sanitation product was created at Area 51 with alien saliva. The futuristic sanitizer’s label says it’s guaranteed to kill 100% of germs – along with anything else that comes in contact with it.