Planters re-releases original 1906 recipe of Warts & Peanuts for Halloween

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“It’s like an explosion of spoiled milk and beef jerky in my mouth!”

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Just in time for their 113 year anniversary and Halloween, Planters peanuts has re-released their original recipe of planters warts and roasted peanuts in grocery stores across the United States. The limited release means that only 250,000, 16oz bags are hitting the shelves just in time for the start of Halloween season.

“The warts and peanuts combination provides that whimsical, nostalgic mix of creamy and crunchy in every bite,” CEO Miguel Patricio grimaced before shoveling a handful of the first and only dermatologist-sourced, FDA approved human-flesh-snack into his oral cavity. “It’s like an explosion of spoiled milk and beef jerky in my mouth!”

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