Security concerns raised after newly divorced Sarah Palin can no longer see Russia from her house


President Trump has raised security concerns after Sarah Palin was divorced by longtime husband Todd yesterday.

“Todd took the house with the prefect view of Russia, and I’m assuming Moscow, ” Trump stated. “Sarah was our first line of defense for our small island neighbor of Alaska. Now the native tribes are unprotected.”

Republicans in the House and Senate have already drafted bills that would secure funding to construct a new home for Sarah Palin so she can continue to protect Alaskan soil.

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