In a more than concerning display, President Trump live tweeted his bowel movement from the Oval Office toilet early this morning.
President Trump live tweets “Greatest Dump Ever” from Oval Office toilet
AX-570 android “Barron Trump" returned to a Japanese factory after malfunction causes it to attack
“As the AX-570 android referred to as "Barron" appeared to grow in its capacity to feel, perceive, and experience subjectivity, the android’s aggression toward president Trump grew exponentially.”
