Un-Holy Cow! Chick-fil-A ads get dirty after KFC introduces sexy Colonel Sanders

Fast food chains have lost their minds and Chick-fil-A is no exception.

Just yesterday Kentucky Fried Chicken revealed a hot, young and sexy Colonel Sanders and now Chick-fil-A is putting it all on the table with its new “Eat Mor Ass.” campaign.

“It’s pretty simple,” CEO Dan Cathy stated. “We tell people to lick each other’s buttholes and then those same people come and pay to eat our chicken. It doesn’t matter if it makes sense or not, sex sells!”

KFC’s “well-hung” Colonel Sanders

Photo Credit Phillip Pessar, Mark Turnauckas, KFC