Most of the White House staff is being treated for syphilis

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The entire White House staff is being tested and many are being treated for syphilis.

Experts are saying that the diagnosis makes sense as all the symptoms are present.

“Syphilis-induced mental illness would explain the administration’s inability to make intelligent decisions,” CDC Director Robert Redfield stated. “Couple this with blindness to reality and some really nasty, oozing sores and you’ve got the Trump administration. It’s an insidious disease.”

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