After cancelling their initial “top secret” meeting, President Trump issued a hastily-written invitation to the Taliban via tweet this morning asking them to “fly into” Trump Tower in New York on September 11th.
Meanwhile, the Taliban issued a response through Al Jazeera news stating “We accept. The Great White Devil has never had a better leader. Praise be to Donald Trump!”
With September 11th fast approaching, the Taliban and Trump both say they’re ready to make a real impact.
“Some big personalities are going to collide up there somewhere around the 57th or 58th floor,” Trump stated. “In fact folks, I think one of those conference rooms is big enough to fit a whole airplane’s worth of people.”
“Overall,” Trump concluded “it will be great to have Taliban members spend some time in a New York City skyscraper instead of flying in and disintegrating as they pass on through.