UK Study proves that all human genes are gay

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Scientists say that everyone’s genetic activity is measurable and that soon devices will be able to scan people and determine just how gay they are.

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A recent study in the UK of over 500,000 participants has revealed that there is no single gay gene. Instead, scientists have discovered that all genes are gay.

“Women have all female genes and men have all male,” head researcher Eugene Miles stated. “And these genes are in a constant gay orgy with one another.”

Scientists say that everyone’s genetic activity is measurable and that soon devices will be able to scan people and determine just how gay they are.

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