Marriott announces guests can no longer steal travel-sized shampoo bottles


In a move that will reduce their plastic waste by 30%, Marriott International announced that their hotels will no longer provide single-use toiletry bottles for guests to steal. Instead, as part of a company-wide green initiative, Marriott says they will put out reusable, 36-ounce pump-action shampoo and conditioner bottles.

“Oh they’re real fuckin’ naive if they think I’m not taking the full-sized ones too.”
“Refillable bottles that are shared with other guests? Nobody will use them, let alone steal them. What a waste.”
“How the hell am I supposed to fit that up my ass!?”

Photo Credit Karen Bryan

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