Maker of Oxycontin offers 36 pills to every American to settle opioid lawsuits


Purdue Pharma, the makers of oxycontin, announced today that it is willing to settle thousands of lawsuits related to the opioid epidemic by giving Americans $12 billion worth of free pills.

“There’s a lot of people in a lot of pain because of us.” CEO Craig Landau stated. “And Oxycontin will make that pain go away.”

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Marriott announces guests can no longer steal travel-sized shampoo bottles

In a move that will reduce their plastic waste by 30%, Marriott International announced that their hotels will no longer provide single-use toiletry bottles for guests to steal. Instead, as part of a company-wide green initiative, Marriott says they will put out reusable, 36-ounce pump-action shampoo and conditioner bottles. Photo Credit Karen Bryan
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