President Trump just sexually assaulted Mike Pence in celebration of Women’s Equality Day

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Trump said he groped “every inch” of Pence to show that he “believes in treating men and women exactly the same.”

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President Trump aggressively molested Vice President Mike Pence today in celebration of Women’s Equality Day. The president said he groped “every inch” of Pence to show that he “believes in treating men and women exactly the same.”

As of press time an inexplicably aroused Mike Pence was still waiting on $350,000 of hush money to be wired to his bank account.

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