Americans who wanted fresh, new faces in office laugh as what’s-his-name ends presidential bid

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Most Americans are sharing a collective laugh, yet again, as another no-name candidate has exited the field of 2020 presidential candidates. What do you think?

“I didn’t catch his name, so I couldn’t Google him, and I won’t vote for someone I know nothing about. It’s a matter of principle.”

Brenton Ridgewater, 39, stay-at-home son


“The only thing I learned about Jay Inslee is that he’s now soooo outslee!”

Janice Jenkins, 41, life coach in training


“Mama likes store-bought, name brand, vanilla. Gimmie some of that Joey Biden Wonder Bread.”

Gerald Higgins, 81, retired soccer mom

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