A tribe of 8-foot tall Amazonian Women who fled rainforest fires are terrifying Brazilians

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A tribe of at least 1,200 gigantic Amazonian women has fled into Brazil’s cities in order to escape unbelievably massive rainforest fires that have been burning for three weeks. The invasion of oversized woman left most Brazilians shocked, intrigued or aroused. Many of the towering women, who are all at least 8-feet tall, have already signed lucrative WNBA and modeling contracts.

“It’s great that these women have integrated into our society so quickly because we have no plans to stop this fire,” Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro stated.

The Amazon, which provides 20% of the planet’s oxygen, will likely burn up completely in the coming weeks.

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