Trump fills empty seats at rallies with additional dummies

After being called out on social media for having small crowds, paid attendees, and empty seats at rallies, the Trump reelection campaign has taken to filling seats with additional dummies.

“This is a smart move by the Trump campaign; matching the substance and personalities of the waning remainder of his supporters,” CNN’s Anderson Cooper stated. “These dummies are made of fragile porcelain, are hollow inside and are incapable of thought – so they really couldn’t have done a better job.”

“Trump rallies this election season looks like something straight out of a horror movie,” Cooper concluded. “Imagine an auditorium filled with a bunch of dummies all faced toward a walking, talking Russian puppet.”