Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips

American meat company Oscar Meyer has plunged its toes into the dairy dessert world with their release of ice cream-filled hotdogs. Marketed as ‘Vanilla Squirters’ the odd treat hit store shelves this week. What do you think?

“Am I supposed to microwave or freeze this piece of shit?” – Gerald Menard, retired naval officer


“It tastes just like I’m giving a blowjob!” – Janice Lemon, kindergarten teacher

“I fit four wieners in my mouth at once, just like in college.” – Bryan Ruiz, volunteer lifeguard