Trade War: China no longer shipping sex dolls to the United States

In the midst of the ongoing US-China trade war, China has announced that they will no longer be shipping sex dolls to the United States.

Known for their hightech, lifelike robots, China will now force Americans to interact with other people in order to recreate a realistic, robotic sexual experience. The sex doll shipping ban has already started a popular trend among US citizens of speaking like an android during foreplay and then roleplaying as robots all the way to climax.

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