Disney’s remake of Home Alone depicts Kevin’s parents being taken by ICE


Disney’s remake of Home Alone, entitled ‘Home Alone: Siempre,’ will feature all Latino actors and a modern plot twist in which Kevin’s parents are taken by racist ICE agents who call themselves “The Wetback Bandits.”

Kevin’s parents are deported to Iraq for some fucking reason – even though they’re American citizens – and Kevin is left home alone forever.

Home Alone: Siempre is based on a true story and rated R for racism.

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