Furries rejoice as Birkenstock announces Furkenstock sandals

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The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.

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German sandal manufacturer Birkenstock has announced a new line of sandals targeting furries. Known for unparalleled comfort, the company is using the slogan ‘Your dogs won’t be barkin’ to market the fur-covered fantasy footwear.

Birkenstock says that studies in Germany show around 47% of the population identifies as a furry on some level, making this a huge untapped market or solid reason for a direct rebuke of German culture.

The company says that the new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.

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