Furries rejoice as Birkenstock announces Furkenstock sandals


The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.


Millennials are burying their parents with the participation trophies they didn’t ask for


It’s a smart way to recycle while also saying ‘Thanks for playing the game of life! You certainly didn’t win, Sharon, but here’s a fucking trophy.’

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