Mitch McConnell put on shell-rest after government healthcare fixes his broken shoulder

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Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.

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Veterinarians have ordered Senator Mitch McConnell to stay in his shell while he recovers from a broken shoulder. Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.

A spokeswoman for McConnell says the Senator will be fine in two to three months.

“We’ve got his heat lamps turned up and the basking rock is at a nice temperature. Mr. McConnell is resting comfortably.”

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