Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.
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Veterinarians have ordered Senator Mitch McConnell to stay in his shell while he recovers from a broken shoulder. Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.
A spokeswoman for McConnell says the Senator will be fine in two to three months.
“We’ve got his heat lamps turned up and the basking rock is at a nice temperature. Mr. McConnell is resting comfortably.”
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