Trump Signs Executive Order Moving Christmas to the 4th of July

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“What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!?” – President Donald J. Trump

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Will Ferrell & Brad Pitt Will Star in a Remake of Boyz n the Hood

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“Maybe it’ll actually be good enough to win an award this time.” – Will Ferrell

Staff Forces Joe Biden to Get Hair Plugs So He’ll Stop Smelling Women’s Hair

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Biden’s hair came from his soundproof hobby room where he keeps his personal collection of real hair, mannequins and doll parts.

Mississippi Has Been Feeding Its Unsuspecting Residents Vegan, Plant-Based Protein Since 2009

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“It’s safe to say that most residents of the state of Mississippi have been vegetarian, or close to it, since 2009.” – Governor Phil Bryant

Pet Experts Recommend Calming Your Dog By Letting Them Eat Severed Fingers From 4th of July Fireworks

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Chick-fil-A Announces It Will Open On Sundays, Be Run By Atheist Employees

The company is set to increase revenue by a staggering 37% by simply having their most competent employees run the store once a week.

President Jimmy Carter Says Melania Trump’s Boobs Were Put In Place By The Russians

“An investigation will show Melania’s knockers were implanted by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”

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