Harry Styles Cast to Play the Priest Who Gets a Boner in The Little Mermaid

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Trump White House Nominated for Multiple Emmys, Including Best Limited Series

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“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”

Bull Sperm Milkshake Sales Are Booming in Wisconsin

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“Farmers are counting themselves lucky that residents will eat anything.”

Melania Trump Was Accidentally Deported

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“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”

Mike Pence Pops a Boner During Visit to U.S. Concentration Camp

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“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence

KFC’s ‘Secret Recipe’ is Just Explosives & Methamphetamines

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Authorities list gunpowder, Sudafed, oregano, ammonium nitrate fertilizer, paint thinner and celery salt as some of the ingredients.

Aliens Locked Up in Area 51 Are Planning to Storm Nevada, Take Over Rest of the World

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“These little green guys don’t stand a chance,” Nevada Governor Steve Sisolak stated. “Us Nevadans don’t take too kindly to… let’s say… off-white beings. Once they cross that fence they’re going to get lit up like the 4th of July!”

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