Harry Styles Cast to Play the Priest Who Gets a Boner in The Little Mermaid

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Trump White House Nominated for Multiple Emmys, Including Best Limited Series

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“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”

Trump Poops His Pants at Pennsylvania Rally

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The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.

Bull Sperm Milkshake Sales Are Booming in Wisconsin

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“Farmers are counting themselves lucky that residents will eat anything.”

Melania Trump Was Accidentally Deported

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“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”

Mike Pence Pops a Boner During Visit to U.S. Concentration Camp

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“There’s no room for every musky man to lie down on the concrete, so they have to get creative with the cuddling. It just looks like a great experience.” – Mike Pence

KFC’s ‘Secret Recipe’ is Just Explosives & Methamphetamines

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Authorities list gunpowder, Sudafed, oregano, ammonium nitrate fertilizer, paint thinner and celery salt as some of the ingredients.

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