“The hardest part for candidates will be trying not to laugh at the very things they claim to find offensive.”
“The children’s entertainment and pizza chain explicitly stated that Vice President Mike Pence will not be allowed inside after his furry tail butt plug incident months back.”
“Rand Paul’s house is currently under attack and burning down,” TV personality and activist Jon Stewart stated.
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