“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell
“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.
“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”
“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller
The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.
Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.