Mitch McConnell Blocks Election Security Bills in Preparation for The Reptilian Takeover

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“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell

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White House Quietly Removes Treason From Offenses Punishable by Death

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“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.

Texans Question Their Masculinity As State Begins Using More Wind Energy Than Coal

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“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”

Annoyed Robert Mueller Snaps: “Oh My God, Just Impeach the Bastard Already!”

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“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller

Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

7 Reasons He’s Not Texting You Back, Jessica

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From unexpected events to having no hands, here are the top reasons your man is avoiding you, Jessica.

Spirit Airlines Began Using Cargo Planes Over the Weekend Without Warning Passengers

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Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.

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