“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell
“We had a brief window of opportunity here and we didn’t take it,” presidential candidate Cory Booker stated.
“Have they considered powering these windmills with coal?”
“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller
Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.
Armstrong says he didn’t really need to pee, but that he was pranked by NASA…