North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has invited President Trump to press the button that test-fires missiles during their next denuclearization meeting.
President Trump has called the offer a genuine olive branch.
“This is a great honor,” Trump beamed. “It’s just wonderful. Right? If anything, this shows that Kim is willing to cooperate by letting me be the Rocket Man! You didn’t see Obama doing this folks. No way!”
President Trump says he will try to launch his missiles into the Sea of Japan, but couldn’t guarantee where they would land.
“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”