Mike Pence: “Gay Conversion Therapy Saved My Life”

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The Vice President says he still suffers from nervous tics while around attractive men.

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During an appearance in Aspen, Colorado Vice President Mike Pence stated that gay conversion therapy had saved his life. The shocking admission came after Pence developed a noticeable twitch during his speech.

“Let me pause. My gay shake is acting up,” a spasming Pence stated. “There’s a very handsome young man here in the front row and I need to ask him to leave.”

After Secret Service escorted the teenage boy from the crowd, the vice president explained what had happened.

“Those paying attention will notice that I have a nervous tic from some shock therapy which comes out whenever I see a categorically attractive man. It’s perfectly normal and the treatment was worth every penny,” Pence stated. “Gay conversation therapy saved my life.”

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