7 Reasons He’s Not Texting You Back, Jessica

  1. Its been one of those days at work. No big deal, he’s just busy.
  2. There was a family emergency.
  3. You were both drunk that night and he’s your father-in-law.
  4. He has hooks for hands.
  5. He has a wife.
  6. No really, he’s just busy. So don’t report him as a missing person. Jessica. You fucking psycho!
  7. Try to remember that your father-in-law is married and has hooks for hands.

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