7 Reasons He’s Not Texting You Back, Jessica

From unexpected events to having no hands, here are the top reasons your man is avoiding you, Jessica.

  1. Its been one of those days at work. No big deal, he’s just busy.
  2. There was a family emergency.
  3. You were both drunk that night and he’s your father-in-law.
  4. He has hooks for hands.
  5. He has a wife.
  6. No really, he’s just busy. So don’t report him as a missing person. Jessica. You fucking psycho!
  7. Try to remember that your father-in-law is married and has hooks for hands.

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