Trump Poops His Pants at Pennsylvania Rally

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The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.

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President Trump accidentally voided his bowels during a campaign rally in Altoona, Pennsylvania today.

The violent episode of explosive diarrhea occurred during a part of his speech about loyalty to the country in which Trump also spoke out against Democratic Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar and Ayanna Pressley.

“You’ve got these brown foreigners from my shithole… these shithole countries trying to invade… trying to invade my…” a wide-eyed Trump paused. “My pants!”

Trump then cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.

White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham denied that President Trump had drained his swamp on stage, stating “If you’re wearing a diaper, and you’re wearing it correctly – which today he was – then the fecal matter technically does not touch the pants, and therefore, one could not say that the president shit his pants.”

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