KFC’s ‘Secret Recipe’ is Just Explosives & Methamphetamines


Authorities list gunpowder, Sudafed, oregano, ammonium nitrate fertilizer, paint thinner and celery salt as some of the ingredients.

Authorities just released Kentucky Fried Chicken’s secret recipe to the public after an investigation into a North Carolina KFC explosion found the cause of the blast to be the recipe itself. State Governor Roy Cooper spoke out about the incident.

“We are launching a full investigation into the KFC fast food restaurant chain,” Cooper stated. “When you’ve got people being fed gunpowder, Sudafed, white pepper, oregano, ammonium nitrate fertilizer, C-4, paint thinner, paprika, Ephedrine, dried mustard and celery salt you just gotta put your foot down.”

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