Trump Signs Executive Order Moving Christmas to the 4th of July

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“What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!?” – President Donald J. Trump

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Thanks to Twitter, starting in 2020 Americans will be celebrating Christmas on the 4th of July. The holiday date change was announced while #IfChristmasWereInJuly was trending on the social media platform.

“I didn’t see it on Twitter. I thought of it all on my own and immediately had Pence draft up the executive order,” Trump stated. “What better way to show that the United States is a Christian nation than by celebrating Jesus’ crucifixion on America’s birthday!? Just think of the big, cross-shaped fireworks! Beautiful folks. It is, it really is.”

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