President Jimmy Carter Says Melania Trump’s Boobs Were Put In Place By The Russians

“An investigation will show Melania’s knockers were implanted by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”

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President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump pose for photos, Thursday, April 27, 2017, with Argentine President Mauricio Macri and his wife, Mrs. Juliana Awada, in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, D.C. (Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead)

Former President Jimmy Carter wowed the world today when he doubled down on foreign collusion accusations against the Trump family. Carter declared that Melania would not be where she is today if it weren’t for the two powerful, foreign objects that were implanted in her chest.

“Without a Russian boob job, Melania wouldn’t have won the affections of Donald. Period.” Carter stated. “I’m convinced that an investigation would show foreign en-titties in her knockers that were put there by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”

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