Former President Jimmy Carter wowed the world today when he doubled down on foreign collusion accusations against the Trump family. Carter declared that Melania would not be where she is today if it weren’t for the two powerful, foreign objects that were implanted in her chest.
“Without a Russian boob job, Melania wouldn’t have won the affections of Donald. Period.” Carter stated. “I’m convinced that an investigation would show foreign en-titties in her knockers that were put there by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”