Notably, avocado pits are the perfect choking hazard for anyone that’s tired of living with their parents.
“I saw the whole thing. Very odd, very sad.” – Senator Bernie Sanders
Amazon says that nearly 90% of Prime members should be able to order a gun and receive it in less than 3 hours.
“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”
“This alcohol-infused breakfast beverage is the perfect way to start your workday or end your marriage.”
Finally there’s a way for insomniacs and worriers to get a good night’s sleep.
The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.