North West’s Pet Hamster Kills Itself After Being Stuck With Kim Kardashian for Two Hours

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New York’s Streets Run Red With Blood After State Bans Cat Declawing

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“It’s sheer chaos,” New York Governor Andrew Cuomo stated. “Our pussies have gone mad with power.”

Taco Bell Releases Cheese-Free Colon Cleanse Menu

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“Without the cheese it just flows right through you.” – CEO Brian Niccols

23andMe Discovers Gary Busey & Boris Johnson Are Trump’s Brothers

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“Genetically-speaking the lineage has certain characteristics that really stand out; such as having categorically unpleasant hair and personalities.” – 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki

Titanic Sequel: ‘Titanic Rising’ to Be Released this Summer

Hopes are high for this sequel as the original 1997 hit raked in over $1.5 billion worldwide.

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