President Trump tweeted out today that citizens who attend his Independence Day celebration in Washington D.C. can expect to see a massive covfefe-shaped balloon in the sky.
An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017
“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross
The polls showed a likely win for her, but the results did not reflect that; whatsoever. Now we have a fail-safe and proven reason as to why he managed to become the next President of the United States of America.
Grisham is scheduled to take a crowbar to the face later today in an attempt to make her eye situation match that of Sanders.