Canada Will Ban All Single-Use Condoms by 2021

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau signed into law a measure that bans the sale of all single-use condoms after the start of 2021.

“The problem is that the Canadian libido is so strong that condoms are piling up in landfills and being burned in incinerators. We can’t have Canada smelling like burnt, used condoms anymore,” Trudeau stated. “Moving forward, I predict a population boom or some really cool, reversible condoms to flip around and pop back on your dick.”

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