Fresh Ink: Trump Gets Pepe The Frog Tattoo For His Birthday


President Trump celebrated his 73rd birthday by getting a tattoo of Pepe the Frog on his right butt cheek.


Canada Will Ban All Single-Use Condoms by 2021


We can’t have Canada smelling like burnt, used condoms anymore,” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated.

Ghost of John McCain Announces 2020 Presidential Bid


“With McCain already tormenting Donald Trump by repeatedly moving and re-hiding the pee tape, we can only expect worse and worse episodes.”

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