Soccer Moms Are Drinking Purell to Take the Edge Off This Summer

Soccer Moms Are Stocking Up on Purell to Take the Edge Off This Season

According to People Magazine, 122-proof Purell hand sanitizer is the drink of choice this summer for soccer moms across the U.S. who are looking to take the edge off.

People explained the trend with a quote from one burned out mother of three that read:

“It’s hard to keep the kids clean and the depression buried deep, deep down inside. Purell lets you do both.”

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