Soccer Moms Are Drinking Purell to Take the Edge Off This Summer

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“It’s hard to keep the kids clean and the depression buried deep, deep down inside. Purell lets you do both.”

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Soccer Moms Are Stocking Up on Purell to Take the Edge Off This Season

According to People Magazine, 122-proof Purell hand sanitizer is the drink of choice this summer for soccer moms across the U.S. who are looking to take the edge off.

People explained the trend with a quote from one burned out mother of three that read:

“It’s hard to keep the kids clean and the depression buried deep, deep down inside. Purell lets you do both.”

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