‘Food Smellers’ Need to Stop Weirding-Out Normal Eaters


“People who have to smell their food before eating it are complete monsters.”

Depraved “food smellers” are a small, but noticeable group of people who insist on sniffing their food before eating it. Most do this because they think they’re important enough to be poisoned, while others have accidentally eaten shit in the past.

A small portion of the freaks sniff their meals for another reason.

“Approximately 7% of people who really stick their schnoz in there to smell their food do it for sexual release; they’re perverts,” renowned ENT Sandra Levinstein stated. “But 100% are complete fucking weirdos.”

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