Trump is revealing the meaning of ‘covfefe’ and people couldn’t be more excited.
Now it’s possible to avoid having to pay a doctor for their time spent curled up on the operating table next to your barely-clothed, unconscious body.
“Not only was the scent of Cheerios inspired by the smell of a human ballsack, but the food was originally intended for dogs.”
Authorities are calling Chris Brown’s new album Indigo “32 tracks of incriminating evidence” which relate to 14 new assualt allegations against the artist.
“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.
“Having a room where everyone is encouraged to openly relieve themselves is a game changer. Period.” – HGTV
Grisham is scheduled to take a crowbar to the face later today in an attempt to make her eye situation match that of Sanders.