Uber is handing customers more control during their rides by adding a ‘Shut the Fuck Up!’ button to the app. Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi described the new function.
“Riders who are annoyed by their drivers, or those who simply don’t feel like talking, can tap a button. This immediately causes the rider and driver’s phones to simultaneously shout ‘Shut the fuck up!’ at the driver.” Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi stated. “Of course, the abrupt endings of these conversations will lead to awkward silences, but the thrill of a total fucking power trip makes it all worth it.”
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