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41% of American Adults Are Hiding Gold Bullion From Their Partner

The National Endowment for Financial Education released a report today revealing that approximately 41% of Americans are hiding countless gold bars from their significant other. What do you think?

Michael McGregor, Secret Volunteer Lifeguard

“Well, that explains why so many rainbows always end in my backyard.”

Sheryl Sanders, Bird-in-Disguise

“Forty-one percent!? Wow, the Libertarian Party is incredibly lazy when it comes to voting.”

“Fuuuuck!!!”


Kenneth Barnes, Snake Milker

“It’s nice to know that my wife has a backup plan in case our marriage fails because it means we still have something in common.”


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