Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.

Over 100 Million Eggs Recalled on Easter Over Concerns They’re Making Kids Gay

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“Eggland’s Best apologizes if we’ve torn apart any families because of our gay eggs.”

Johnson & Johnson Releases New ‘Extra Tears’ Baby Shampoo

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Johnson & Johnson is introducing the product after research proved that about 87% of parents were looking for ways to “get back at their babies” – in a fairly harmless way – for the countless sleepless nights, spit-ups, disgusting diapers, nasty farts and constant fussing.”

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